What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm at about main and main street
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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