Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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