I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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