You made me cry and you don't even care
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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