You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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