Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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