: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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