So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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