We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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