The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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