in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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