so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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