There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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