I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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