Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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