I accidentally had phone sex last night
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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