just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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