I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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