You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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