I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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