: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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