im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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