one might say we're banned from that church
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Randomize
