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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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