i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I could have mohawked her pubes.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Randomize
