I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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