Its about making memories worth repressing
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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