In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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