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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Potential corruption. He's 19.

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  Get them while they're young!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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  dude are you serious?

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  I know you already have a pic on your phone

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm out of practice. be my yoda

  (314): View more from Missouri

  put your penis in her you must.

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• (213): View more from California

  How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?

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  No. It just means your good at giving head.

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• (619): View more from California

  I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS

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• (341): View more from California

  Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.

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