I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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