Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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