god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
it wasn't lemon gatorade
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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