I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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