Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Walk of Shame today included voting.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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