What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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