I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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