Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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