Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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