everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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