I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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