Dual....:-)
She's JV to your varsity
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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