try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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