That's intense
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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