the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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