I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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