you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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