69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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