I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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