I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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