I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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