Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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