You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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