Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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